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TT BOARD - Anonymous - 27-02-2001
TT BOARD IS STILL JUMBLED . MGP BOARD OK. ANYONE READ FOGARTYS AUTOBIOGRAPHY. THE GUTTER PRESS WOULDNT PRINT THAT SO CALLED ENGLISH LANGUAGE.ROLL ON TT SOUTHERN AND MANX.
Re: TT BOARD.......Advice for Eddie and Pyke..... - Anonymous - 01-03-2001
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
This is why you always feel smarter after a few beers!...........But you find it hard to read the small print.