For those of you lucky enough to be on the Island,please take care as from today you might encounter a low flying object on a broomstick.I have it on good authority that The Witch has landed at Ronaldsway on her new turbo charged Dyson and she is on the lookout for all persons who are behaving themselves!

Be afraid......be VERY afraid....nothing low about this witch. See me at the bar in the Hilton on Tuesday night at 7.30, and I'll tell you a few tales about those Mussons!!!