This man was seen in the Quarter Bridge area of Douglas last Thursday night. He is wanted for questioning with regard to serious crimes against good music.
In fact he completely murdered at least 10 good songs and seriously injured numerous others.

You should not approach him under any circumstances unless protect by good quaility ear plugs.
Any sightings should be reported to me.



An effort to improve his singing has been made soon he will be so drunk on a special brew that his singing will at least be stopped for a while.

Truth is he is actually very good but dont tell him

Does this alledged criminal have a name by any chance? Was he drinking this 'banana fuel' stuff that was smuggled on to the 'Rock'?

Could it be 'Ckicken George?'

Is his transponder fully charged, I wonder :?:

I don't think his Transponder has ever been fully charged :!:

But I bet his ASBO tag wasn't working!

All I can say is thanks guys. :cry: :cry:

You will be glad to know that this was the last time that the band will ever appear.

Two of the guitarists are now serving life sentances for the murders Cargo quoted, I was going to get t-shirts made with 'Free the QB two', any takers?

On a personal note can I just publicly thank DClucie for his generous hospitiality.

How he whips up those home cooked Chinese meals so fast is amazing :shock:

And of course not forgetting the cold beers

BIG THANKS DAVE

Its no problem Cargo, anytime matey. My house is always open to you.

And the Chineese cooking is dead easy.... its all a matter of putting your finger on the right buttons in the right order.......

So can I put you down for one of the t-shirts then?