It looks as if the Gorse Lea wallaby may be no more....a dead wallaby has been found beside the road on the distillery infested island of Islay!
It was found near Bowmore, home of a particularly yummy malt....

Malt? I knew that stuff was bad for you.

Helen, a brewery is a more likely location for hops!

It ain't hoppin any more, poor thing!

I thought that was what an Aberdonian drunk said when he offered to buy a drink.
"Waaaaaaalibeeeeeee, like?"

What is it with you people over there? When you have a few too many you start seeing Wallabies. I think if you were to inspect them more closely that are not dead just stuffed.

Are you kicking up a skink again, Mr Simons?

If anybody is stuffed it must be you Don,judging by the food you have been consuming lately!!!!

"an Aberdonian offered to buy a drink."

Yeah, right.