Dont forget to tel Guy this is the Chris Kinley kill switch, we dont want any more of them live Turd stories on the radio

'Right, thats no wheels and no fairing. Oh, and you've got to have one arm tied behind your back apparently'.

"Coupla welds, extra wheel 'ere, grab 'andle there..........HEY PRESTO! Guy's new sidecar oufit!

Now, 'Oo can we get fer passenger?"

Ah.. well, that's easy... Bags I get to passenger for the dear boy!
Mind you... he may already have got one.......


picture by Dave Dew (If you see this DD, please contact me)

Whos that bloke in the yellow hat with Guy

"Our Kate might appear shy but she makes a great cup of Twinings Earl Grey Tea " !

"Isn't that a bit of a broomstick stuck in there? Maybe he didn't slow down enough at the gate."

Now we mustn’t panic the other teams have suffered homosexual
red squirrel damage; just a couple of wheels a fairing
and a lick o paint and Guy won’t have a clue.

Don Simons Wrote:Now we mustn’t panic the other teams have suffered homosexual
red squirrel damage; just a couple of wheels a fairing
and a lick o paint and Guy won’t have a clue.

Now it nearly makes sense.

These red squirrels are way cleverer than I thought - not only can they drive, but they can read road signs!!

"I dunno what Guy's rabbiting on about, but I'll tell yer this, it's his pigeon now".

Just out of interest FC, do we yet know who the yellow hatted chap is?

Just in case you were wondering Red Squirrels can read.

But they are inclined to speed.

Well, after much cogitation, meditation and laughter, the winner is..........................
John Foster of Gorselea, with

"One spanner to the other... "Well I'm sure Guy just said, Fix Cameron, and not, Fix the camera on."

Thank you all for your efforts, much enjoyment from them all... I'll do another one soon.

... and I can't resist giving a box of FairTrade chocs to the pigeon fancier (remember the lost pidgie?), who suggested

"I dunno what Guy's rabbiting on about, but I'll tell yer this, it's his pigeon now".

Well done, JasJas (better come and get it!).

I'll be there - just making the sandwiches and thermos flasks for the journey south.......

Understood... and if it means an overnight stay, you know where I am....

It was rigged!
Just because Foster is taller and has more hair than me.
You are off the Christmas Card list Helen!!

JF has yet to pass post competition technicial inspection.........if he doesn't measure up we could yet have a diferent winner.

cargo Wrote:JF has yet to pass post competition technicial inspection.........if he doesn't measure up we could yet have a diferent winner.

I'm not the one with the oversized exhaust valves.

The stewards have met, the valves have been examined and no misdemeanour found. The winner is therefore, the man from PSM, with the aforementioned beard and hair, and the unusual relationship with wallabies.