According to a certain other website..............Brian The Scone Ranger Spooner is getting married.................

Question is...................or should I say questions are

When ?
Where ?
Why ?
Is she off her head ?
Will there be a giant scone with cream and jam instead of a cake ?



And more importantly will I get an invite.................?

....and you'll all need to buy hats... except me, I'll wear my usual one!

As The Bestman, I can confirm that the above statement is true as confirmed by Liz from her hospital bed in Walsall General Hospital head injuries department

Brian The Scone Ranger Spooner will be marrying Liz Chell on Monday April 13th 2009 at Gretna Green at 3pm

The cake has not been discussed with The Bestman as I suspect they will not be wanting a scone or one with surprises jumping out

The problem is its a Bank Holiday Monday, which means that The Bestman may be doing a runner straight after the speeches as I'll probably have to be at work back in Nottingham on Tuesday

As for the Stag weekend, we have several options and opinions on the table at the moment ranging from, Ireland, Isle of Man or St Petersberg (Russia).

Russ

I've found the perfect location

cargo Wrote:I've found the perfect location

I vote they should have it in Wi-SCONE-sin.....

..... followed by a honeymoon in Venice.

They could have romantic rides in a Scone-dola.

Wi-scone-sin... but they're not in sin... they'll be married!
(Is this getting very very silly??)