I just came across the following item for sale on Ebay and thought that one of you might want it as a stocking filler:

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Nae chance, ye chancer...I'm off down to the Borders tomorrow...might drop in and give him my opinion!!

Helen, I'm delighted to see your use of the word "chancer".

See my post on RRR re this!!

Thought it was our word - didn't realise other Celts used it!!!

larry, helen is a woman, scottish, and therefore a pict! not a celt ;-]
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Watch yourself Ade, you could start a war here!

Not with me, but Helen's not called The Witch for nothing!!!

Borders here we come.Hope to see you there tomorrow night Helen !!

I am looking forward to the Trinidad and Tobago Superbike races John. See you over there and we can look for some real estate. I have tried my translator on the previous posts but most of the words do not come up. I can only remember Picts from my school history books. They were short hairy people on the other side of Hadrian's Wall weren't they? I wonder if Audi snapped up the AudiTT website.

You callin me short and hairy? Sounds more like a Koala than a Pict to me!!

i'm opting out of this thread before it gets nasty ;-]
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forgive me! it was the demon drink that made me do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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heehee!

ho ho

Hiyo!

I have met Helen and she is a kind a caring, gracious lady and I would never do or say anything to impugn her reputation. Any comment that I made which in anyway has caused her to feel small or hirsute, then I withdraw it without hesitation. And I believe she has a dangerous right cross as well.

MERRY KRIMBO H

Don, you're a coward.

But a wise and gentlemanly coward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!