Oh, boys and girls, Christmas is not the same without cards hung up on the walls hiding the beer stains, the little double-entendre messages within and the pile of stamps to be sent to the ex-secretaries of the TT Supporters Club who collect them for a well deserving charity.

I can supply their address if you have nowhere else to send your Xmas stamps.

Otherwise, scan a suitable card and and send it to your friends as an attachment via e-mail.

HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS ---

I will be coming down YOUR chimney !!!