OH dear Helen you have to be very careful Ian doesn't like being called "mechanic". His title during the race season is "pit attendant"

Calling him a mechanic implies some sort of skill or talent ...he hasn't got either of these

Not much good with zips either :roll:

But top man nonetheless and a well quailified drunk as we will prove this week..............yes it's Belfast Beer Festival time again

3 days of obscure beers and ciders. You are all welcome to join us as we test every single one in the interests of sicence you know