Shaun traveled to Spain and wandered into a Madrid restaurant one night for a late dinner.
He ordered the house specialty and was brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" Shaun asked.

"Cojones, senor," the waiter replied.

"But, what are cojones?" Shaun asked.

"Cojones," the waiter explained, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first Shaun was disgusted; but being the adventurous type, he decided to try this local delicacy. To Shaun`s amazement, it was quite delicious. In fact, it was so good, Shaun decided to return the next night and order it again.

This time, the waiter brought out the plate, but the meaty objects were much smaller.

"What's this?" Shaun asked the waiter.

"Cojones, senor," the waiter replied.

"No, no," Shaun objected, "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these."

"Senor," the waiter explained, "the bull does not always lose."