thewitch Wrote:got any more dreadful jokes?.

Go on then - can I be first to come up with the one about the Chinese takeaway owner and the wheelie bin? (See the sneaky link to food?)

Refuse collector person (PC, me!) goes into a Chinese takeaway and asks "Where's ya bin?"
Chinese man replies "I bin Hong Kong!"
"No" says our hero, "where's ya wheelie bin?"
"But" says Wun Hung Lo " I wheelie bin Hong Kong!"
:x :x :x :x