This man was seen in the Quarter Bridge area of Douglas last Thursday night. He is wanted for questioning with regard to serious crimes against good music.
In fact he completely murdered at least 10 good songs and seriously injured numerous others.

You should not approach him under any circumstances unless protect by good quaility ear plugs.
Any sightings should be reported to me.



An effort to improve his singing has been made soon he will be so drunk on a special brew that his singing will at least be stopped for a while.

Truth is he is actually very good but dont tell him