Ohhh the Ronnie stories are always good.

My Auntie, (Sister B) told me one about a certain Kawasaki rider who ended up in A&E. She was Sister on duty back then and this rider, for the sake of confidentiallity we will call, ohh lets see Mr Midget... car reference there for help.

He was lying on the trolly just having come in and there was my Auntie standing over him, 'Name?' she said to him, he was obviously a little shaken and in a bit of pain...

'Don't you know who I am ....?' he shouted

Sister B looked at him , ' No sorry I don't, we treat all our guests exactly the same here...... Name?'

'Mr Midget' he replied

'Occupation?', enquired Sister B, knowing full well who he was and what he did.....

'Professional Motorcycle racer' - Midget said, ' and before you ask yes a dammed good one.'

Without a blink of an eye she turned to him and said ' you carn't be that good if you have ended up in here'.

This is a true story, I could tell you more about his stay but that would be unfair.....