Don't worry everyone on the Island will be safe. Noah Foster has built and Ark down in the south of the island high on a hill. Each man will be paired with a 6 foot Swedish blonde and all the newts, cheesed or not, will be welcome aboard. Even Eric the Ardvark will be saved (where would we be without him) the Ramsay Rapscallion has so much to say to keep us on the straight and narrow. Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink. I haven't touched the stuff for 20 years. My young son drank it once in Bali and he was crook for a week. We wish we had some of the rain here in Brisbane Australia. Tonight we are covered in the biggest dust storm in history. We are locked in our house with all the windows shut and I am only surviving on a bottle of 2000 Chardonay, it is hell here.