The script is already writ, mate.

Brad Pitt is limbering up, and the word on the boulevards of tinseltown is that Americans win all the TT races, after rescuing the entire Manx Ferry fleet's passengers from certain doom on the King Orry as she is sucked into a whirlpool.

Danny De Vito doubles as Harold Daniell, swearing like a good 'un, in Bronx-ese of course.

Ronald Reagan returns in a cameo role as the race starter, and Jim Carrey is Chief Scrutineer.

But the real scoop is Mike Myers as Phil Read.

Can't wait to see it.