Firstly, I would like to say that I am not related to the Michael Pfeifer who is one of your friends on the site, but he does sound like my kind of guy.
Now, the important thing...where do I audition for the part of Gail Musson?
I am determined to play this part, and, like the late Richard Harris, I will waitress at the table of the producer, and turn up at the house of the director till I get it.
It is true that Julia Roberts has been cast as Hilary Musson? And Bela Lugosi as Eric?