Just for you Fitzy,

It was so funny as I started to read
The thoughts of those who really believe
That sidecar passengers are all just nuts
And pile on the pounds and get oversized butts

But then again the advice they found
From those that struggled with adding the odd pound
From drinking less to going on a run
But definatly avoiding that dreaded sticky bun

So this advice, all aimed at loosing weight
For avoiding that rather enlarged gate
And stopping that which went before
A zipper breaking and ending on the floor

As out of the corner he did speed
His zipper ripped open, somthing he didn't need
Blown inflated like a large balloon
His end it came just far too soon

So people jipped about his size
Called him Fat Lad, he began to realise
So take and heed this great advice
And get something that fitz, it would be nice