Those bottles will be empty and probably rolling around the aisles of an Emirates jet somewhere. Jan is probably still going round and round on a luggage carrosell in Heathrow at the moment completely befuddled by the whole new civilization experience.
Somebody warn Tom to lock his Sherry cabinet before she arrives.
And don't be bluffed if she tries to throw her weight around with that white coat and clipboard, tell her she hasn't got Wayne Gardiner to protect her now.