Great thread, thanks everyone. True Story. I was entering the departure check, first point was questioned by a guy when he noted my TT jacket. Discovered he was a speedway person who knew some of my friends....what a co-incidence. Moved towards the boarding lounge when I was called into a room by lady and gent who asked me to open purse and hand luggage. Man used some sort of scanning instruments entirely over my body after requesting me to hold hands out and turn them over. I honestly thought it was a 'wind up'. Next the lady asked me to hold out arms, I spread my legs (pity it was a woman and I certainly didn't fancy her) and proceeded to frisk me front and back. I then asked "What are you looking for?" Reply......EXPLOSIVES!
Cargo reckons it was because I was heading for Northern Ireland.
Yes, Victor, it was lovely to see you. Sorry we didn't catch up again.