Colonial's Corner.
Yes, did forget to mention the weather can be foul, the food worse and even the price comparison between apples and oranges is a waste of time because they are both expensive. A leg of lamb is poisonous and you can't buy grog on a Sunday morning. If it rains you sit up on that freezing mountain all day and come home with a wet ar*e to a dinner of warm kippers and stuffed potatoes washed down with flat beer. For entertainment you can go down the front and watch the hoons while you wade across the uri*e soaked lawn to the Bushey's tent where you might be lucky to get a seat at a laminex table and breath in everyone else’s cigarette smoke. What should I do, go and hang myself or save up for my next visit?