Following the usual manx rumour mill in high speed turnover here is the official condition of Brian The Scone Ranger Spooner.

He is in ward 11 of Nobles Hospital with a broken left ankle that is in plaster, lots of heavy bruising (mainly to his ego ;-) and lots of presents from his caring and conerned team!!!

The list is as follows.
15kg bag potatoes
2kg bag carrots
2kg bag onions
1 large marrow
1 aubergine
1 garlic bulb
1 small beetroot
4 sticks of organic rhubarb
1 pack of tulip bulbs
2 left slippers
1 play dough set
1 colouring book and crayons
1 cbeebies magazine
1 soaplife magazine
1 pack dog chews
1 pack doggie reward sticks
6 packs of reduced price grapes
1 litre of water he thinks is vodka
a congratulations card on the birth of his baby alien daughter after emergency caeserian,
1 sympathy card for the STAFF!!!!!!!!


thats todays list updates will follow in due course.

Russ Henley