Oh dear Oh dear it gets worse by the minute, Gravy. Made of MILK???

Now I had come to the conclusion that there are some strange people at yonder wrong side of the puddle, but Gravy made of MILK?? Is a step too far, tractors they try and pass off as bikes no biscuits, good job we have that puddle to help keep them over by yonder, they can't even tell the time , 8.00 am and they think it's 3.00 am sad lot by the look of things Sticks, think we will stay over by hither what say you mate??