Oh Harry my son, take Larry's good advice from and old head on an old pair of shoulders. Don't you remember Phil Read and Premier Helmets and Phil Read and this and Phil Read that, makes the hair stand up on the back of your kneck.

Keep your wallet, cheque book and credit cards in the strogest bank vault you can find on this one.

Your money could dissapear faster than Phil Read could race a motor cycle, and in his day he was one of the greatest, fastest motor cycle racers in the world.