"And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His ostrich eyes, his floating feathers!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the Guinness of County Down."

More apologies,

We only have emus here and they don't put their heads in the sand, they are rather optimistic creatures - not given to depression at all, at all.