I'm sure you don't need warning about this scam but I thought it was funny, and relative.
I recieved an e-mail from a Mr. Segun Agbaje in Nigeria, who claims that I am one of the heirs to the fortune of a long lost relative of mine who was killed in a car accident with his wife and kids, leaving no known relatives.
The fortune was 25.54 million dollars and I should contact him to stake my claim.
The name of this long lost relative???

Mr. Slan Bookcase.............Hmmm.