Dear Mr Proven, of Scotland.

I have still not received the goods for which I paid you last month.

What is happening please?

Mr Alston, thanks for reminder ( deserved,if a little public...) your cheque has cleared my bank and goods will be posted to you tomorrow morning.
The road test booklet has been sitting in its folder with details of transaction.
Apologies for delay, brain-fade here was main cause allied to post and banks.

Hope you enjoy it!

I HEREBY Promise to send advertised items of classic spares instantly!! ( if paid by postal orders folks; or dirty old cash bundles....Or suitable barter.) Cheques just confuse this simple country boy and his banking memory.
Help me empty this ol' shed please......buy it all.......where else can you personally peruse pertinent purveyed paraphenalia paragraphed peripetatically?

Dear Sideways Sid,

No embarrsment intended, like a twit I never kept your address and guessed/ hoped someone would know who I wanted - right in that instance.

Never doubted your honesty and I trust and hope my earlier and this message prove that to others as well.

Regards,

Jim Alston

Yes, he's absolutely honest, Jim, just a harmless old eccentric, and a bit scatty sometimes.
Think I'll keep to the east for a while after that!

Old!!!!???

Dear Sideways Sid and the Witch.

Arrived today looks fantastic and in superb condition for its age, perhaps thats what the witch meant.

Regards,

Jim Alston

Glad you like it Jim, a lot of good reading there! More memorabilia coming to classifieds really soon.

Ah........nostalgia IS wot it used to be, after all!

Like the sound of that Jim Alston, Sid. Young whippersnapper?

Dear Sid and the Witch (now theres a thought).

You both sound very nice are either of you going to the TT, we could perhaps meet up and have a drink?

Yes, Jim, I will be there. Don't know about the superannuated sidecar driver!
I will be there from the 28 May until the weekend after the TT.
email me at <A HREF="mailto:thewitch@ecosse.net">thewitch@ecosse.net</A>

OK will do that, I will not be going over until the 4th of June on my trusty triumph and return on the 12th. Will be staying in Douglas with my sons, in the Goveners Hill area. Will e-mail you sometime.