I think this is what we italian call "pesce di aprile", isn't it?:-)

The rules are, not after midday!
Blimey, I learned that at school!!

Mike

Blimey Mike,

Can you truly remember that far back??!!!!

Big D.

Geoff -- "poond", surely??

Aye, laddie ! The guid Scots poond, ever worth mair than inferior vouchers frae foreign shores.

It wis mornin' when I sent the pigeon oot o' its virrtual doocot, ah dinnae ken whit happent tae delay it en-route, mebbe some rough surf on the Mannin shores?

Get yer RBS poond notes here, 4 for a (English) tenner!

I'll have 5 quids worth of them mate. Only watch it our quid was only worth a Pommy ten bob so I might be touching you for your hard earned. Tried to run that Porride eater stuff through the Babel Fish and it chucked it back at me.