Unfortunately we have to report that the girls from Asia have all had to go back to ‘Nam. This was due to a number of reasons regarding visa cock ups and other irregularities that are now subject to a rather intense investigation by authorities in London and Saigon. I am unable to elaborate due to signing the official secrets act (2001).


There is some very good news that has come out of this very sordid and embarrassing affair and that is that we have secured a replacement troupe of four prime Manx stock girls. Having met Caroline, Sarah, Laura and Kirsty I would have to say that this should turn out better than the Asia girls as all four of these gorgeous girls speak very good English.


Caroline and Kirsty will be joined after Saturdays race by Laura and Sarah who are traveling back from U.K. universitys. This is the first time they have done this kind of thing but they are really enthusiastic and are looking forward to the start of racing. Please make them feel at home and see you all at the grandstand on Sat.

Ronnie Russell, Redundant Chaperone
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