1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent.

3. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

4. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

5. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

6. I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

7. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

8. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

9. As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident.

10. I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull.

11. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

12. I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

13. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

14. I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

15. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

16. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

17. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

18. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

19. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.

20. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

21. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

And our personal favorite...

22. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

get rid of temp internet files

THE MAN THAT HAD NO FEAR,THE BEST THERE EVER WAS NOBODY WILL EVER BEAT HIS RECORD' JOEY YOU ARE ALWAYS IN ARE MIND'S MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY YOU LEFT BEHIND.
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It's still down, hope it didn't do it making room
for this board!
Hope it's back to normal soon, funny admin can't
see it.

what is wrong tt messag e board all jumble roll on tt manx and my favourite southern 100

What's happen to TT board, it's all jumbo!!
Admin: HELP!!
Bring it back!

Hurray the Manx Grand Prix own message board.
I can see it's only just been put on line,
not many visitors to this board yet.
So hello from one of the Manx gp riders!
I hope to be in the Ultra Lightweight on
our 125, it will be my third time, and hopefully
a finish this time round. I went out last year,
in a very good position [not top ten, but top
of bottom ten, so what].
I'm currently waiting to see if I've managed to
pick up some new backing, watch this space!

Fans of the Manx fear not dispite injury, pain and fatherhood Cargo will be entering this years Manx GP.Everyone who knows me and Sandy is invited to come and visit us in the paddock for a beer and more but remember you have to babysit for one night while we are there. Forget the "TT" come and some see some real racing at the Manx cos we race for the joy of it all NOT for the cash.
Roll on the Manx

Can someone please tell me the dates for this years MGP (practices and racing)?

Regards

Peter.

Welcome to the Manx Grand Prix Message Board,
We have noticed that there is a need for a message board exclusive for the Manx Grand Prix,
So here it is !

Admin

"The Boss " as he's constantly referred to in our house , will always be in our hearts .I was lucky enough to be born and raised in Skerries and and inhereted my dads love for road racing,and after witnessing Joeys exploits at home,my dad decided to re aquaint his love for the TT , I was brought along in '74 for the first time and since wittnessed many of joey's wins,up to and including this years legendary F1 win. In all this time I always found Joey the most approachable amazing man iv'e ever come in contact with . No airs or graces,.. just joey , but when he was on the bike it was poetry .Apart from his ability on two wheels ,his humanity,compassion and composure will forever endear him to the people who watched , heard and will hear of his now legendary status .<br> The world will be a poorer place without him in it,if anything we could all try to be a little more "joey" than joe bloggs.
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