A very nice lady who was badly neglected by her husband was playing golf with her friends from the womens institute, when she knocked her ball into a wood.


On going to find her ball she came across a frog caught in a cage, please nice lady let me out and I will grant you any three wishes in the world, she lets the frog out and the frog thankyou, thankyou what is your first wish.

The lady replies I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world, the frog replies, I must tell you that every wish I grant you your husband will receive twenty times more so he will becaome an Adonis and he will have women throwing themselves at him. That's okay says the lady I will be the most beautiful woman in the world so he will only have eyes for me, so the frog grants her wish.

And your next wish says the frog, the lady replies to be the richest woman in the world, the frog grants her wish.

What is your wish final asks the frog, the lady replies, I would like a mild heart attack, the frog gasps I can't do that it will kill your husband, the lady replies, yeah I know, now hurry up and give me my 'feckin' heart attack or you go back in that cage.