Two English businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set up

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to
Walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Ulsterman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Belfast accent
Asked 'What are you's sellin' here

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling a**e-h***s.'

Without skipping a beat, the Ulsterman said,

'You are doing well ... Only two left!'


Englishmen - God bless them - should not mess with Ulstermen