Trust Fosty to come up with a strange and rarely used word. For those 98% of the population who don't know what a vestiophobe is, then it is one who has a fear of clothing. It is true that we Aussies do not wear as much of it as people up over but we are not frightened by it.(except the black fishnet variety).
May I reveal to the world John's phobia, that is, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- or the fear of long words.
Go on be a devil and have another cup of tea,you are not over the limit yet.