NEWS JUST IN FROM THE USA.

You, who worry about Democrats versus Republicans --relax, here is our real problem.  

In a Purdue University classroom recently, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple.

The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen.  

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

Yep, these are the same kinds of 18-year-olds that are now voting in our elections!  

They breed, and they walk among us...

Lord -- we need more help than we thought we did!  

No wonder more than half of graduating college students can't find a job!

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The wife asked me, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later I arrived back home with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asked me, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

I replied, "Because they had avocados"