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Some Great Insurance Claim Statements |
Posted by: Anonymous - 20-02-2001, 04:19 PM - Forum: Manx Grand Prix & Classic TT
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1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent.
3. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
4. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
5. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
6. I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
7. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
8. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
9. As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident.
10. I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull.
11. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
12. I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
13. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
14. I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
15. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
16. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
17. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
18. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
19. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
20. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
21. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
And our personal favorite...
22. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
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THE MAN |
Posted by: Anonymous - 18-02-2001, 09:29 PM - Forum: Joey Dunlop
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THE MAN THAT HAD NO FEAR,THE BEST THERE EVER WAS NOBODY WILL EVER BEAT HIS RECORD' JOEY YOU ARE ALWAYS IN ARE MIND'S MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY YOU LEFT BEHIND.
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Hello |
Posted by: Anonymous - 18-02-2001, 11:44 AM - Forum: Manx Grand Prix & Classic TT
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Hurray the Manx Grand Prix own message board.
I can see it's only just been put on line,
not many visitors to this board yet.
So hello from one of the Manx gp riders!
I hope to be in the Ultra Lightweight on
our 125, it will be my third time, and hopefully
a finish this time round. I went out last year,
in a very good position [not top ten, but top
of bottom ten, so what].
I'm currently waiting to see if I've managed to
pick up some new backing, watch this space!
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